A lazy jerk (couch potato) who refuses to get off his ass, lying around with his hand down his pants demanding that his woman fetch him things. Usually a sport of some kind is on the TV, like Nascar. You can spot the dick tater by his sweat stained white ribbed tank top and three day growth of stubble.
Funkstank: Gone'n git me anuther bud, woman, then you can suck on mah dick. I'm watching the daytona fivehunderd! Whooooo!
Cousin Betty: Hold yer horses, ya damn dick tater. I done getted that thar thang I ordered from ebay and I wanna try it on for ya.
Funkstank: Do it now, bitch or I'll give yer ass a tanning. Jump the fuck to it! The dick tater has spoken. Buuuurp.
Cousin Betty: Hold yer horses, ya damn dick tater. I done getted that thar thang I ordered from ebay and I wanna try it on for ya.
Funkstank: Do it now, bitch or I'll give yer ass a tanning. Jump the fuck to it! The dick tater has spoken. Buuuurp.
by Princess Slayah July 25, 2009
Often misspelled as dictator, a dick tater is a man or woman who:
1. Sucks dick while shucking a tater.
2. Cucumbers a man while making a salad.
3. All of the above
A noun, used to define a dick, penis, schlong, willy, knocker, doorhandle, flipper, lightswitch, mega whomp, googler, grapple, grapple hook, and flipschlinger.
This in turn added to the tater, being a round object usually stuck in something whether the ground or a bush, it is used in a thrusting manner until totally engrossed by those which are engrossing the grossage. If you understand the above reading please continue.
A Dick Tater usually is also mentioned in a childs school book as Adolf Hitler or Barney, depending on age.
See dick.
1. Sucks dick while shucking a tater.
2. Cucumbers a man while making a salad.
3. All of the above
A noun, used to define a dick, penis, schlong, willy, knocker, doorhandle, flipper, lightswitch, mega whomp, googler, grapple, grapple hook, and flipschlinger.
This in turn added to the tater, being a round object usually stuck in something whether the ground or a bush, it is used in a thrusting manner until totally engrossed by those which are engrossing the grossage. If you understand the above reading please continue.
A Dick Tater usually is also mentioned in a childs school book as Adolf Hitler or Barney, depending on age.
See dick.
by Bob Hester February 13, 2004
We were eating tater tots in the bed, we decided to have sex. , When I climaxed I shot my load onto the last tot, creating my first DICK-TATER ....and yes as soon as I made it was gone........Also known as an ( IDAHO NUT CHUNK )
by Sick Em D November 4, 2022
When a man jizzes in the ass-crack of another man and the jizz runs down around the dingle berrys and it solidifies after many repetitions it becomes like a pearl hence dick taters
by East Texas bubba May 10, 2021
Mr. Johnson, how long has it been since you launched a love rocket? mhm, i see..and how are your dick taters?
by deluks August 12, 2008
I was just about to deep throat his cock, but my tongue felt something funny, and I saw that he had a bad case of the Dick Taters!!!
by gomer79 February 10, 2011
by numbtard February 27, 2016